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then again, sans it all would be picture purfect, do you feel me feel de lurve yet is why we cant exact going out being totally spartan and all ;) so why cant they(fashonistas) have a one size fit all for normal folks like me is it so terribly hard as hell to emulate what levi did for stretch pants i know my mom still wears hers with gleeful cherub-like pride, even after an utter bitter 20 years...it still keeps her saggy ass from succumbing to the laws of nature in gravity cavity defying latitudes and longitudes abeit really bursting at the seams for now. (now im humming to bombshell fergies, "whatchoo gonna do with all that junk, all that junk inside your trunk, imma gonna get you drunk, get you drunk and inside my hump, my hump, my hump, my lovely lady lumps) hehe. o did i mention, i wear unbranded spandex these days coz its wicked cool as it accentuates the little ive got hung on me. in doofus speak, it basically MANgnifys what insignificance ive leftover from my heydays hehe. (this begs for a semi-autobiographical title: My Life as a Lederhosen. proving that nothing is sacred in the third-party fashion arena, spandex attempts to drum up interest in the ubiquitous buldge by doubling it as a body hugging true-to-life-ever-changing-experience. probably for when the occasional urge strikes you to get sync(opat)ed with yon yawning concrete jungle life.) all that's missing are french and italian sounding fashion house labels. yeah labels are just labels, its what you wear that counts so long as youre comfy with it. being comfy with your sexualitys what matters most really. the italians and french are stylemeisters without peers i tellsya. these folks will have you wear anything that dont fit right and sell you something so exotic you prolly cant pronounce anywayz, moot really. even my moms friend best friends great grand aunt and her fugly sisters can sashay to npl's but cant say lingerie fer da loife of 'em. ive ridiculed models in gowns and shoes beneath that sweep, suck and hoover up flesh eating dirt shuffling around in them, which would likely be the case if anyone wants to play vacuum cleaner at hilariously stoopid pretentious cosplay gatherings for the denise keller in all of us, wink wink. talk about shoes...there're shoes. and then there're shoes. why would any half witted gal agonize in pointy tip ones (these shoes are prolly made out of some dead animal hide with some sorta blood stones sprinkled to tickle and twinkle toes with nywayz.) why wait till they become grandmas and realize theyve been had by fashion gurus when they look down to see deformed feet ya they should wear shoes that are tailored to the contours of their dainty feet. i think addidas would put their best footwear forward... i remember i had an old pair of skids that had like some thingamajig in it that monitored the way my feet were shaped and the way it was pressured when running. it also had like tons of other stuff like heart rate, speed and body temperature monitors, and get this, an embedded wireless blah-loo-toot mic and speaker so you can call for help. hokay, i made up the last part so youd probably look kinda crazy stoopid yelling into your shoe. but, hey, stranger things have happened. now its fish. you cant just go out and have your fish and eat it. youll die of some fish disease i think. shellfish and crustaceans are off my list too. youll definately die a leper tis i swear! cows make you mad, charlies chicken chow mein gives you the "at-choos!" and pigs make you fly so whats there left to eat veges but arnt they crop dusted with dtt or TNT or something else that blows up in your face i know! FRUITS!!!! i shall be a tooty frooty kind and go all "blessed art thy ferrrrooots, baby!", get fresh with the gals!hehe now heres a seed of an idea i hope will take root commercially hydroponically, or bug-free for the likes of green-thumb cretins the world over. talk about weird science. bug sprays these days dont do shit to snuff out nasty critters in the house, those winged and multi-legged bastarrds. well fret you not me hommies! putting them into ice boxes does help trust me...u get a cryo state of no return. lunging them into the meat grinder dispenser disposal unit too makes for satisfaction garanteed. then again, if you live with with a mom like mine, youll be immuned to jeeping creeping pestilence and flying rodents alike :)
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